The biggest word in the language of business is not gross, but net. Herbert Casson
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"Son, with a face like yours you had better develop a personality." -my Dad
(06-27-2009 06:43 AM)reverendbiker Wrote: [ -> ]"Son, with a face like yours you had better develop a personality." -my Dad
That's funny right there!
The prime point of eloquence is to keep other people from talking. Louis Vermiel
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Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. Joseph Conrad
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A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence but doesn't climb over it. Arthur "Bugs" Baer
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There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn. Albert Camus
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If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. Kin Hubbard
When a woman says, "I don't wish to mention any names," it means it ain't necessary to mention any names. Kin Hubbard
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You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. Sam Levenson
What is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. Ernest Hemmingway
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Though every actor's dream is to stop the show, his instructions are that it must go on. Kenneth Tynan
Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. English actor Christopher Parker
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To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have. Ken Keyes jr.
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The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. George Santayana
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No one can be so welcome a guest that he will not annoy his host after three days. Plautus
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The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to be broken. Samuel Johnson
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The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. Allan Chalmers
I have all of those things so I am happy.
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The head learns new things, but the heart forever more practices old experiences. Henry Ward Beecher
That would be me.
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People would be surprised to know how much I learned about prayer from playing poker. Mary Austin
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There is always room for a man of force, and he makes room for many. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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If youth be a defect, it is one that we outgrow too soon. James Russell Lowell
Not so sure that I haven't grown back into it or at least that is what friends keep telling me.
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I honestly believe it is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so. Josh Billings
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Trouble springs from idleness and grievous toil from needless ease. Benjamin Franklin
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"He who stealeth iPod out of truck, may get hurt." My Son, this morning.
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them. Mark Twain
Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. Franklin D. Roosevelt
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Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind than in the one where they sprung up. O.W. Holmes
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who's lost three husbands. Kin Hubbard
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